Hello people!

My name is Janet.  I'm a seriously fucked up individual. 

Really, I don't lie.

Drop by www.devotedfansnetwork.com and talk to me!  I check in at "Random Rants" at DFN regularly!

I have an insane bunch of pals there! 

Here's a quick note about the best of the bunch:

Abby - my tadpole, lover, sister, and warm fuzzy blanket.  We're tight.  I've slowly been turning her over to the dark side... 

Arielle - DAMN THE FUCKING COWS!!!  Arielle loves her Californian cows.  She's in a relationship with Buck the bull....      I think he's kinda ugly, but hey hooves don't really turn my screws.  I'm not gonna say anything though, cuz Arielle is real over the moon about him.  *pictures Arielle the cow jumping over the moon* 

Triple J - Triple J is the creative genius... I wub him.  He's helped me out lots and is cool to talk to.  MUCHOS THANKIES for all the great bans/arts/PICTURES!!! you have got me!!! 

Danny - aka teenage mutant horn dog.  If you have breasts and a vagina, run away from him fast...  he's one horny pup!  But in a cute, non-threatening way!  He's a nice boy, he just really needs to get laid.... 

Vince - he's a nice enough guy!  Has bad timing though!  He never seems to be online at the same time as me anymore!    What else can I say about Vince?  Oh yeah!!!  He, like every other boy at www.devotedfansnetwork.com loves Kristin Kreuk.  Apparently she's hot....  Personally, I could care less...  *pimps Allison Mack*   

Jemma - Jemma is one of my sisters!  (not biologically, but definitely in spirit!)  She is also a fanfic GODDESS!!! 

Miss Kitty Kat - Very tall formidable lady...  a rival for Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum's affections...    Stupid MKK....  Keep your paws off my men!  You have the miniature leprechaun!!!  Be happy with him and his knives and bagpipes!  lolz

Timmy - Timmy's fun, he should go on more often though!  And get non-gang friends...

When I think of more I'll add more!

Here are a couple bans I've made: